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CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2019	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

2030s, 2030sCraft, American Intervention, CCP, China, conservatism, cultural zeitgeist, demographic crunch, economic boom, economic crisis, European immigration, foreign policy, Future, Greatest Generation, Hispanic population, Hostile, Indicators, inflation, meets, Minecraft, narco state, organized crime, Reagan era

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Animals Bred:	112
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3063
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

aew, Competition, contract, CraftyContractors, crazy, difference maker, Edition, free agent, future prospects, Lowballing, MAYHEM, Minecraft, negotiations, professional wrestling, Roster, Rumors, SIGNING, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Summer, Superstar, talent, TONY KHAN, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

4.5k, 4K, BRING, building, Casual, Claiming, Dinosaurs, Discord link, encouraged, Geopolitical, Join, join us, Land, Map, Minecraft, NoDinosAllowed, PangaeaEarth, player, PvP, roam, SemiBland, Server, smp, Systems, tea, Towny, Vanilla, work in progress

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

PangaeaEarth Overview

Description	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4.5k
Claiming System	Towny
Player Type	Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
What type of map does PangaeaEarth have?	PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
Is there a claiming system on the server?	Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards?	The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Minecraft League of Lols – Join the General Fun!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fun, general, High Noon Event, Join, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, varus

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Imagine a world where Kayle rides into battle on a legendary Varus, while Malzahar summons minions to do his bidding. Akali stealthily sneaks up on unsuspecting players, while Nocturne and Brand team up to create chaos like never before.

Our latest patch notes include a High Noon Event that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get us started on the PBE Patch Notes – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re dreaming.

But that’s not all! Our server has the best builds and account stats to help you dominate the competition. And with our model viewer, you can see your favorite champions in action like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

JamesCraft: Where Creepers Explain Themselves

CREEPERS, EXPLAIN, explain this, fckQueen, JamesCraft, the, UM JAMES, What

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, lovingly dubbed “What the f*ck Queen,” is a place where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale,” where players have to construct a castle using only pink wool and slime blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t forget about our infamous “Troll Tuesdays,” where players can prank each other with exploding sheep and invisible blocks.

So why join “What the f*ck Queen” Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a tutu and a top hat? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Redverse server Minecraft

1.17, Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Gaming, java, mc.redverse.net, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Redverse, Redverse server, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2314	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	3775
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

mc.redverse.net

TrekCraft: Where you’ll find more drama than a soap opera with all the Towny, McMMO, and Custom Boss Mobs you can handle!

Boss, Competitions, Custom, Drama, EULA Compliant, Events, family friendly, Find, fresh territory, friendly community, full rules, great ranks, handle, In-game Events, MCMMO, mobs, No Griefing, No Raiding, Opera, private Discord, PvE, PvP off, server trailer, soap, Staff, Towny, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, Trivia, Voting, Website, weekly contests, Youll

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchantments Applied:	67	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

TrekCraft <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/liquidprison/">Minecraft Server</a>

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Community	Friendly community with weekly events
Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, etc.
Rules	No raiding, no griefing, family-friendly chat
Reset and Expansion	Recently reset for 1.18 and expanded map for 1.19 and 1.20

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or go to specific arenas.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: You can find the full rules at the server website or use /warp rules in-game.

Q: How can I obtain ranks on the server?

A: Great ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting.

Q: How long has the server been around?

A: TrekCraft has been around for over 9 years.

Q: Is the server EULA compliant?

A: Yes, the server is fully EULA compliant.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit mc.TrekCraft.net or the server’s website to join.

Q: Can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Yes, log in and use /discord for a link to join the server’s Discord.

Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!

acceptance, Ageism, being nice, blocks, Communication, Crafters, CreepFree, cultural norms, Darling, Gender norms, generational differences, girl, Language, Manners, not a problem, old men, perspective, Respect, social interactions, societal expectations, sweetheart, tolerance, vernacular

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	2380
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have old men calling you sweetheart and darling left and right, but don’t worry, they’re just being nice and that’s just their vernacular. It adds a touch of charm to the server that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little old-fashioned flattery while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join us now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Blocky Bosses: Discrimination-Free Zone!

affirmative action, blocky, Bosses, civil rights, discrimination, DiscriminationFree, Diversity, employment discrimination, employment law, employment opportunities, equal opportunity, HBCUs, hiring practices, illegal, job applicants, Job Opportunities, job posting, Job Search, prioritizing candidates, qualified candidates, racial bias, reapply, workplace discrimination, Zone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Emeralds Found:	1222
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7124	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – we only accept players who have attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That’s right, if you’re not a wizard or witch, you’re not welcome here. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows those with a magical background to enter.

So come join us on our mystical, chaotic, and downright hilarious server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to bring your wand and a sense of humor!