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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, McCraftface, Server, WASNT

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Votes:	5819
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4661
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

673345871, 673349705, 673350348, blocky, Boogaloo, do your jobs, Freaks, long trail, mvp, Numbers, real, Server, Ugly, Worthless

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

AD-EU, April Trading Post, Chaos, Crafting, dragonflight.blizzard.com, Epic, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, lols, MEETUPS, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, the war within, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	222
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	154
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

blocky, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, date, enlistment, Entertainment, Future, hobbies, IncelCraft, Incels, internet, ISOLATION, Join, Loneliness, MAYHEM, Military, QT, relationships, self improvement, Shenanigans, Social Skills, society, Survival, Technology, War, ww3

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	858249	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

child development, club, concerns, Dangers, digital age, indoor, internet access, internet safety, Kids, Minecraft, modern parenting, online dangers, online safety, outside world, parental control, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, pixels, playgrounds, prefer, Safety, screen time, Server, supervision, Technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	72
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Animals Bred:	112
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!