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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1034 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.