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Smrdia’s Revenge: Poo Poo Platter Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, Conflict, heritage, History, injustice, Jews, Loss, madness, Minecraft, nation, nationalism, past, persecution, platter, Poo, prideful kingdom, prosecution, Revenge, Serbia, Smrdia, Smrdias, Smrds, sorrow, Tragedy, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being prosecuted by Smrds and their Jewish masters in real life Serbia? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where you can reclaim the pride of the once great kingdom of Serbia! Join us and build your own virtual empire, free from persecution and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you can rule over a pixelated paradise? Join now and show those Smrds who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Casual Sex, CREEPERS, DATING, mental health, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-fulfillment, self-restraint, worries

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of endlessly searching for the perfect partner in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to find your perfect in-game soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a long-term Minecraft partnership that will last for eternity (or at least until the server resets)? Plus, with our amazing community of players, you’ll never be short on potential partners to choose from. So why settle for just one woman a week when you can have a whole server full of them? Join us now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!

WishfulCraft: Where dreams come true, one block at a time!

Anime, babies, BLOCK, Character development, comedy, dark themes, Drama, dreams, FANTASY, Magic, Manga, Protagonists, psychological trauma, questionable morals, rape, romance, Shoujo, strong female lead, Supernatural, Time, True, twisted desires, wish, wish fulfillment, WishfulCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even granting wishes! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Consider it done. But be careful what you wish for, because one player made the mistake of asking for the server to have their babies. Let’s just say things got a little… weird. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget, unless you wish for amnesia, in which case, we can arrange that too. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where the Creepers aren’t the only ones getting blown up

adult entertainment, arent, blocky, BLOWN, BOOTY, Busters, CREEPERS, cum in mouth, cum in pussy, discreet encounters, drugged out, erotic adventures, escort services, fucked, hot escorts, naughty fun, paid companionship, pleasure seekers, rate the girls, real slut, seductive encounters, sensual pleasures, sexual encounters, taboo desires, unforgettable experiences, Wild nights

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6229	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Votes:	206	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1343

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Looking for a place where you can rate the girls and have some crazy adventures? Well, look no further!

We have a special feature where you can rate the girls on the server – but be warned, some of them may be a bit…uh, drugged out. But hey, they’re down for anything, including letting you cum in their pussy and mouth. Talk about a real slutty experience!

Join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Vikings: SkandiCraft

blocky, Blood, controversial, Danish literature, dark themes, Edition, explicit content, explicit language, graphic imagery, jogvans, Literary Analysis, Modernist, nutidsonanistens, pikblod, Provocative, røvblod, Scandinavian, shock value, Skandi, SkandiCraft, Udgave, Vikings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with jogvan’s butt blood and the nutidsonanist’s…um, well, let’s just say there’s some interesting stuff going on there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to build a house out of solid gold blocks? No problem, just ask the friendly Ender Dragon who doubles as our resident interior decorator.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a fire resistance potion.

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Nukes

bethesda, brotherhood of steel, Crafty, Fallout, Fallout bros, Lore, Mutants, mutated creatures, new vegas, nuclear war, Nuka cola, nukes, Pip Boy, post-apocalyptic, Power Armor, radiation, RPG, Survival, Vault-tec, video games, Wasteland, wasteland exploration

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the wasteland of hilarity! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter mutant creepers, radioactive pigs, and maybe even a ghoul or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fallout Bros, a group of players who have survived countless battles and emerged victorious every time. Rumor has it that they once took down a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a wooden sword.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a mutant cow into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks? Or build a base inside a giant mushroom cloud and call it home sweet home? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Creepers: Moscow Madness

Belarus, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Destination, Flight Radar, Government, Happening, Ilyushin-96-300, madness, Medvedev, minsk, Moscow, Mystery, peace talks, plane, POL, Politics, putin, russia, Russian ministers, speculation, Vip

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where we have VIP Russian ministers flying above Belarus on a secret mission! Join now to uncover the truth behind this mysterious flight and maybe even catch a glimpse of Putin and Medvedev in action. Who knows, maybe they’re on their way to Minsk for some epic peace talks or a secret mission to save the world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chick’s Shit Test Server: Where Women Rule and Men Drool!

Behavior, chicks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Drool, emotions, Expectations, games, Gender Roles, Honesty, Manipulation, Men, mind games, Psychology, reactions, relationships, rule, Server, Shit, shit tests, social dynamics, test, tests, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9538	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your friendships? Look no further than our server, where we put your relationships to the ultimate test!

Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?

Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!

Drunk Minecraft Metalheads – Where Euros and Dollars are the Currency of Choice!

#metalheads, #youtube, alcohol, Beer, Choice, Community, crowdfunding, Currency, dollars, Donations, Drunk, EUROS, financial assistance, FINNISH, Friends, Help, metal, metal head, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rock, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8953
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish metal head drunk who needs your help to buy more beer! Join us and embark on wild adventures filled with drunken shenanigans and epic battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with dollars or euros! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride on our server. Cheers to drunken mining! 🍻🤘

Sleepless Slavs & Pals: The ‘/icy/ Insomniacs’ Minecraft Server

#CentralYurop, #finalbake, #goodtimes, #youtube, Bake, baking, Chill, Community, enjoyment, frens, Friends, Fun, ICY, insomnia, insomniacs, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, PALS, Relaxation, Server, slavs, Sleepless, Video

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs as we explore the wackiest creations ever seen in the Minecraft universe. From giant flying pigs to underwater castles made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “more cake”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!