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RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	553	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	280	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	806731	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	6330
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3968
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Votes:	1099
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?