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Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	2759	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Votes:	4191
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Votes:	7834
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	7576
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Votes:	2717
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ores Mined:	6355
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dimension Hops:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!