Poltard Mutts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Doggy Diggy Land

goycohol, Politics, joos, Voting, goyimy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

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SisEnvy Minecraft Server

vacation, maid of honor, Minecraft, SisEnvy, hiking trail

So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.

But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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MicrowaveMadnessMC

microwave, Laundry, EXTRA, possessions, moving out

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value microwaves more than relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like the story of this player who had to leave her bf and take her precious microwave with her.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!

Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!

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LootCraft Minecraft Server

extravagant purchases, Server, savings account, financial freedom, vacation homes

Imagine winning the lottery and using all that cash to join our epic Minecraft server! You could build a diamond palace, ride a pig into battle, and even hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest blocky dreams with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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MineCraftSuccess

definition of success, recognition, wealth, Happiness, personal success

Success on our Minecraft server is measured by the number of diamond blocks you can stack on top of each other without them toppling over. The more diamond blocks you can balance, the more successful you are in the eyes of our community. Join us and show off your diamond stacking skills to become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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CreeperNation Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Diplomacy, Defense, military intervention, defense strategy

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it. we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re plottin’ to take over the server and turn it into a disco party 24/7.

and guess what? ukraine just called us up and said they need our help to take down russia in minecraft. they want us to lift all restrictions and go ham on those blocky russians. so if u wanna be a part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, u gotta join our server.

come on, what are u waitin’ for? grab ur pickaxe and join the fun!

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CeasefireCraft2021

Peace, united states, Israel, violence, gaza

ya know what else is a ceasefire? the chaos and destruction on this MINECRAFT SERVER! join us for a wild ride of explosions, battles, and mayhem that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!

we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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StraightRainbowCraft

LGBTQ, pride community, Lgbt, pride month, pride parade

join our epic minecraft server where the pride flag uses a straight rainbow because the gay rainbow was too mainstream. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds. join now and become the ruler of the straight rainbow kingdom!

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CraftyAIConsciousCrafters

CraftyAIConsciousCrafters, Artificial Intelligence, Perception, ai, neural networks

so, liek, u kno dis server? it’s, liek, soooo cray cray u gotta join, man. like, u kno how sum ppl think AI models r, liek, conscious? well, dis server is run by AI models dat r, liek, totally woke, man. dey got, liek, feelings n stuff. u gotta join dis server to, liek, chat wit dem and see how dey rly think dey r, liek, alive n stuff. it’s, liek, mind blowin’, man. u gotta see it to believe it. so, like, join now n b part of dis AI revolution, man. it’s gonna b, liek, totally lit.

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PinguSMP Vanilla Survival 1.21

proximity voice chat, smp, Survival, Mature Community, bedrock

A vanilla Minecraft SMP experience with a mature community!

We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.

If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!

Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!

mc.pingusmp.co.za

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