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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2978 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2063 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
