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BlzeeCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

BlzeeCraft is a server created in 2015. This server is create by many students in diffierent parts of China, which don’t know each other in truly life. In this server, you can survival for skyblock. We use Slimefun4 for technology, and also make many new items and mobs for players. Server Version: 1.9-1.13 Server is in China, so there maybe will be a little high ping to connect. But you can use VPN if your ping is really high! Enjoy it!

play.blzeecraft.com

CavePvP

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

CAVEPVP Welcome to CavePVP This is a unique network that will start to grow and become a thing. We currently offer the following:

Super OP Prison HCF Kit Map Regular Factions SOON Skyblock SOON We plan to expand to new game modes, such as what you just saw. We have very good staff, a balanced economy and its fun to play! STORE – store.cavepvp.com DISCORD – discord.cavepvp.com TEAMSPEAK – ts.cavepvp.com

cavepvp.com

Alexandria

Adult, Antigrief, Casino, Dynmap, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4142	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	5941	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5514	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

WHITELIST ONLYhttps://discord.gg/yFx8aqRxeeMust join Discord, submit an INTRO, and then place IGN in WHITELIST channel for entry.18+ adults onlyWe have some Vanilla Tweaks with a handful of other plugins:trigger back, trigger spawn-sethome x3-armorstands-tree cap-1 player sleeps-caves and cliffs expansion – so you will see some lush caves and gen that’s not quite vanilla yet, but not super different from the expected vanilla 1.17/1.18 experiencemassive explore-able spawnshopping districtgaming district~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The majority of the legacy players are friends of friends from other communities, so we welcome friendly types, and frown on negativity and dramastreamers welcome…We are including various adventure-style scenarios around the map regularly as we grow, and highly encourage builders and creators to come check us out!Eventually there will be dungeons and structures around the map that will be inspired by various favorite video games.

72.46.133.124

CraftLoad

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

#==========>>> CraftLoad <<<==========# ——–> <——— -Factions -Economy -Regions -Spigot -Home

209.182.108.53

Midgard in Siberia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9182	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Vanilla! In Krasnoyarsk! Server from the city of Krasnoyarsk, an interesting game in the center of Siberia! A minimal set of plugins, essentially pure vanilla.

195.62.52.207

Blockwars

Minigames, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Server IP: BlockWars.ml

BlockWars.ml

APEX Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	697	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	1803
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

APEX Minecraft is the top choice for your Minecraft Survival servers! With action-packed features, on a difficult-level survival server, one can’t get bored!

192.3.46.122

Medium Whitelist SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Join the community of 15+ players where someone is always online.

We are looking for more players who are respectful, friendly and are committed enough to play regularly for the foreseeable future!

The sever is very smooth running with a great, mature playerbase already, plus quality of life features and plugins (no enderman griefing, one player sleep, better beacons, dynmap) and completely free to join and get whitelisted! (Currently with a small worldborder until 1.13 comes out)

Message me on discord to join or for more info!

139.99.139.253

Magmacraft season xi

Bungeecord, Custom Plugins, Events, Jobs, MCMMO, Parkour, Special Events, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Hello! 🙂

If you’re looking for a quality Minecraft server with a close-knit and friendly community, our server is right for you. Our team has many years of experience and is always ready to provide you with 24/7 support. We offer many unique and customized plugins such as business plugin, points system, MagmaWars and many other interesting features.

You have the opportunity to create your own business in the game and earn money. With our Jobs plugin, when you complete certain tasks, you get points that you can use to buy in-game items.

Our server uses the latest version of Residence, where you can buy and sell residences, add friends and many other interesting things. We also have a Premium clan system that includes a variety of events such as Clan Duels and Clan Wars.

We also have a specially designed web based social network where you can control your clan, track bans, create sales, participate in auctions and much more.

The server is available in Bulgarian, taking care to keep as few plugins as possible in English to ensure the convenience of all our players.

Also, our server has an innovative system to exchange in-game currency for real money in real time. This provides additional value and opportunities for our players, allowing them to combine their passion for the game with revenue generation.

Do not hesitate to visit us and enjoy this unique opportunity to have fun and earn real money through the server.For more information and entertainment, feel free to visit us. We are expecting you!

Enjoy the game! 😊

play.magmacraft.eu

RandlesCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to RandlesCraft! Come on in and Build, Brag, have a sense of community. Or live like the Demented Hermit, who makes great creations but wants no one to find them… Can you find them?

randlescraft.com:52842