political tension

so, like, ukraine was all like pew pew pew with their drones on this russian airbase in volgograd, right? and like, the russians were all like oh no you didn’t, we gonna get you back! but then, outta nowhere, this minecraft server pops up and is like, hey guys, come join us and forget about all that real world drama! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true! so come join us and let’s build a world where drone attacks are just a distant memory!