But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds.
Oh, did I mention that our server has a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of chickens? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, I voted.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.
But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric) |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.
A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.
A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.
A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.
A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.
A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.
Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.
Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.