political parody – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

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Crafty Politicians: Build, Mine, and Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Notchicorn, a magical creature that grants wishes to players who can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around every corner?

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Semi-Vanilla Tyme

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Tyme offers a twist on the vanilla experience, with some features that you’ve seen on HermitCraft. We are a whitelisted community and in order to play, you must apply. We encourage those applying to put effort in to their application.

Some highlights include: Shop district, Player built spawn, Expansive Nether tunnels, Teleporting, McMMO, Multi-player sleep, Player head drops (from killing players), Mob heads, Mini blocks (from wandering traders), Weekly competitions and events, UHC Sundays We have an environment that promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Semi-Vanilla Tyme! Apply at: https://vanillatymeservers.com/community/apply/ You can join our server here: play.vanillatymeservers.com

play.vanillatymeservers.com

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Chronic smp

bedrock, Friendly, java, MCMMO, No Lag, Sethome

Chronic network hosts 2 servers. Chronic vanilla a 100% vanilla server Anarchy style and ChronicSMP is a Minecraft server that offers players a unique and immersive experience.The server is built on a vanilla foundation, ensuring that players can enjoy Minecraft in its purest form. The absence of pay-to-win ranks means that all players are on a level playing field, with success and advancement being determined by skill and effort rather than financial investment.

The server stays up-to-date with the latest version of Minecraft, making sure that players have access to all the latest features and bug fixes. Furthermore, the server supports players using the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, making it accessible to a wider range of players. Come and join Chronic Network! unique SMP with..

– Elite mobs– MCMMO– Shop GUI– Crates– Tree capitator– Crazy Enchantments

and much more join today to be apart of our community https://discord.gg/PyVunstxxA

chronicmc.com

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GeoCraft

Creative, Survival

All buildings, roads and rivers are in GeoCraft. Walk through Amsterdam, Rotterdam or Utrecht, for example. Go to your own house and start building.

The computer has loaded everything in gray, help make the Netherlands beautiful in Minecraft: for example, build your own house or the King’s palace. Every place in the Netherlands can be found: for example, come to Groningen with /warp Groningen or go to an address with /gc address, for example /gc Nieuwe Steeg 74 Herwijnen or /gc 4171KG 74

Don’t feel like building in the Netherlands? You can also go to our Survival server or build in the plot world.

Do you want to know how GeoCraft works? We explain everything here: geocraft.nl/minecraft-starters

geocraft.nl

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SaturnX – play.saturn-x.space | Space project server Minecraft

Anarchy, Donations, Duels, Grief, Large Online, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Without Launcher

play.saturn-x.space

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Revory

Creative, Parkour

Express yourself in this fun and exciting Creative Server! We would Love it if you would join! We have great staff, and it is very fun! Come on over too join this spigot creative server!

135.148.5.63:25596

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New heaven network

Abilities, Casino, OneBlock, Pve Survival, Survival

New Heaven 1.19.2 New Heaven opens its doors to all Minecraft players,Survival, BoxPvP, Oneblock y Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What are you waiting for to join us? https://discord.gg/newheaven

mc.nwheaven.xyz

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SunsetSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a brand new Hermitcraft-style SMP server! We encourage players of any level of experience to join! SunsetSurvival is a vanilla server, but we have added several plug-ins to make the game more fun! Head to our discord if you’re interested in joining the server!

sunsetsurvival.apexmc.co

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TechnoSonic Minecraft server

Draconic Evolution, Galacticraft, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, RailCraft, RedPower

The world is endless, the world is beautiful, the world is terrible and unforgettably pleasant! Welcome to the Turbo-Ezhik project We are trying to constantly improve our project, and we have developed the latest servers with unique plugins and mods. You can choose one of 6 servers to your liking. We constantly monitor the quality of our servers and try to correct shortcomings. We have configured all servers in such a way that you will not be bored!

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Mango Hub

Factions

Mango Hub a new network of servers with lots of fun to be had, whether that’s on your own or with a group of friends. We have lots of fun plugins for you to enjoy – Such as, GambleBarPro, SilkSpawners, AuctionMaster and plenty more.

*Currently only running factions as a beta test*

51.195.188.132:25595

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M0c

Survival

Join now on M0C.PL on any websiteclient, play with many other people!

Our server offers many modes to play!Join to meet new friends togetherplay and conquer the top of the server by becominggetting better and stronger!

Server IP: M0C.PLVersion: from 1.8 to the latest!

m0c.pl

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