political jokes Minecraft Servers

political jokes Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 727
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

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  • Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

    Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2187
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HahaCraft Minecraft Server

    HahaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2797
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ores Mined: 3340

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2747
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8320
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

    So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TNT MC

    TNT MC
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 8060
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey! We are TNT MC and we are a Skyblock Server. We released in early 2021 and are currently looking for staff. We have: -IridiumSkyblock -AuctionHouse -Shop We would love to see you on our server. 😀 Discord: https://discord.gg/r85VvYAhMz Online Players – Last 24 hours

    51.38.95.127

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  • 💥ASTRACT💥 Minecraft server

    💥ASTRACT💥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4075
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 284 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    An oasis of Minecraft pleasure, where everyone will find their way in the virtual universe.

    astract.net

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  • Sanitarium

    Sanitarium
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8463
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7820 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server with Multiple GameModes Minecraft Version 1.16.5 Games modes curently included: -Anarchy -Survival -SkyLands -SkyBlock

    sanitarium.ddns.net

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  • Little heart

    Little heart
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 8665
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Buildings Constructed: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: play.littleheart.tk:54377

    play.littleheart.tk:54377

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  • An RPG Server

    An RPG Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5177
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    An RPG Server Main Plugins -FreeRPG (With Quickboard for Skill Tree) -Citizens -AuctionHouse -Oh The Dungeons You’ll Go Come Join our small community and enjoy exploring what we currently have to offer!

    135.148.5.56:25601

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  • TeamFire! Minecraft server

    TeamFire!  Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 9977
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Gods Slained: 2 Mines Excavated: 2602
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2

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    What awaits you?

    An exciting start to the game, where every step opens up new possibilities!

    Strict but fair rules that ensure comfort and order for all players!

    A large number of crafts that allow you to bring your wildest ideas to life!

    A transparent process for submitting an application for membership, with quick review in our Discord server!

    How to Join?

    Fill out the form on our website and join our Discord community so you don’t miss a single detail of this exciting adventure!

    We are waiting for those who are ready to build, explore and create with us. Whether it’s peaceful development, playing with friends, or creating your own city – everyone will find something for themselves here!

    m26.joinserver.xyz:25628

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  • Aldrich07 Server

    Aldrich07 Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5498
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dimension Hops: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aldrich07 Server – CLOSED (12/17/2021)

    For Java Users(1.8x – 1.17x) New IP: mc.aldrich07.ml Old IP: aldrich07.mcalias.com

    FOR BEDROCK USERS: New IP: mc.aldrich07.ml Old IP: aldrich07.mcalias.com Ports: 26404

    mc.aldrich07.ml

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  • Dreamland

    Dreamland
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7467
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Crops Grown: 2110

    New Minecraft Servers

    DreamLand, Land of Dreams in which we want to provide amazing gameplay to our players and staff, we also present a completely personalized modality created by ourselves, come and discover a different and common gameplay from other places.

    mc.dreamlandnt.com

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  • FloresLava

    FloresLava
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2934
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mines Excavated: 2982

    New Minecraft Servers

    FloresLava is a new crossplay hub server with creative, smp, and minigames coming. Since we are new we are still adding more features all the time

    147.135.97.84:25616

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  • SkillLessServer Minecraft server

    SkillLessServer Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6476
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkillLessServer – A small server available for both the Java edition and Bedrock, combining augmented survival on version 1.20.4 with RPG elements and other convenient features. There are a bunch of dungeons, bosses, weapons, armor and artifacts that give the user unique abilities in battle against new monsters. Two types of arena will allow you to safely test your strength and even receive a reward for it. Improved Ender Dragon, which now drops its own artifacts and has new attacks. The economic system allows you not only to simply extract currency from mobs, sell resources or complete daily tasks, but also to create deposits that multiply your profits. All dimensions of the server are filled with new structures where you can profit from treasures, find an enemy, or simply take this place apart brick by brick. And the players’ best buildings will go to the server’s museum world, which will be transferred to all future versions.

    slmine.ru

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