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CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1382
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	235
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	436
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6476
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6845
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	935857

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!