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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2471 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5229 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5874 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!
Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?
So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!
