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RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

bestsellers, binge reading, books, Chick Lit, comedy, Contemporary, escapism, Feel-Good, Fiction, guilty pleasure, happy endings, humor, light-hearted, Literature, love, Minecraft, Novels, reading, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, SLOP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of reading all that mushy romcom slop? Well, put down those cheesy novels and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air…literally! Our players have been struck by Cupid’s arrow and are building heart-shaped houses, crafting diamond rings, and even hosting virtual weddings! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in a world where love knows no bounds (or block limits)! Who needs a romcom when you can have a rom-craft? Join us now and start swiping right on your next blocky crush!

WeddingPhotoOops

deleted memories, deleted photos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, payment dispute, payment issues, photographer, professional photography, unpaid work, wedding anniversary, wedding memories, Wedding Photographer, wedding photography, wedding photos, WeddingPhotoOops

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	1795
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	1624
Potions Brewed:	78	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of deleted wedding photos, auntie tantrums, and nephew revenge!

Picture this: a wedding photographer nephew, a flaky aunt, and a flash drive full of precious memories. Will the aunt pay up? Will the nephew stand his ground? Find out on our server where family ties are tested and wedding photos are deleted in a fit of rage!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aunt’s shock and disbelief as she realizes her magical wedding photos are gone forever. Will she ever recover from this epic deletion? Join now to experience the drama unfold in real-time on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join us for a server experience like no other, where family dynamics and wedding photography collide in a whirlwind of emotions and deleted memories. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and be a part of the chaos!

MineCraftyPersonality

Behavior, Beliefs, characteristics, hobbies, Identity, interests, Lifestyle, MineCraftyPersonality, passions, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, Traits, VALUES

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

What is something that people “base their whole personality around”? Well, on our Minecraft server, people base their whole personality around their block-building skills! We’ve seen players go from being shy introverts to confident builders who rule the virtual world with their epic creations. Join us and become a master builder, crafting your way to fame and glory!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who protect the land from evil mobs. Join their ranks and ride into battle on your trusty llama steed, armed with nothing but a diamond sword and a sense of adventure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let your blocky adventures begin!

TaxCraft: French Lefties 90%

Coalition, economic reform, Economy, european politics, fiscal policy, France, French, Government, income inequality, left wing, lefties, policy, political agenda, Politics, progressive taxation, Rich, social justice, socialism, Tax, TaxCraft, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Divine Spears Created:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we tax the rich 90% just like the left-wing French coalition wants to do! but don’t worry, we use the tax money to build giant statues of baguettes and berets all over the server. plus, our admin is a talking croissant who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can correctly pronounce “croissant” in a french accent. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by pastries and french politics?

CraftyDiaryAI

AI modeling, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyDiaryAI, data analysis, Diary, emotional well being, habit tracking, introspection, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-care, Self-expression, self-identity, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	950	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got AI models of EVERYONE who kept a diary. like, imagine logging on and seeing ur diary twin running around, mining and building like a pro. it’s like having a clone but in Minecraft form. plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where the villagers go wild every night. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. u gotta see it to believe it, so come join us and live out ur wildest Minecraft dreams!

MineCraftyMemes Server

ARRIVING, Chud, Country, culture clash, Diversity, elaborate, foreign influence, immigration, integration, liked, millions, MineCraftyMemes, nationalism, people, Phobia, Problem, Ruining, Server, social commentary, societal issues, Xenophobia, you

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually like their countries the way they are? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome chaos and destruction with open arms! Join us and watch as millions of players from other countries flood in and completely ruin everything you’ve ever known and loved. It’s a phobia-inducing experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come on, join the madness and see just how messed up things can get!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anti-bullying, discrimination, equality, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ safety, Minecraft, minority rights, prejudice, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice, tolerance, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the Endermen are waving rainbow flags! We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a blocky builder or a pixelated PvPer. Plus, our community is so accepting that even the zombies are getting in touch with their feminine side! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, where the only thing getting griefed is toxic behavior. So come on over and join the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the only thing getting destroyed is outdated stereotypes?

KidzKornerKhaos

apologies, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousins, emotional intelligence, family, Frustration, god-siblings, Hints, KidzKornerKhaos, misunderstandings, parenting, ranting, relationships, Respect, responsibilities, social activities, spectrum, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about your cousin drama.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a strict no-family-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected childcare responsibilities.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

BlockyBizarre antics

abnormal behavior, Antics, bizarre actions, bizarre conduct, BlockyBizarre, eccentric behavior, eccentric habits, odd behavior, odd habits, outlandish behavior, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar conduct, peculiar habits, public antics, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, unconventional behavior, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird behavior

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4568	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Have you ever seen someone walk around in public wearing a full-on chicken costume, clucking at people and pecking at the ground for imaginary worms? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and shenanigans where anything goes and normalcy is thrown out the window like yesterday’s leftovers. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a group of players reenacting the entire “Hamlet” play using only Minecraft emojis and interpretive dance. So why wait? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyDrunkHomeBound

addiction, alcoholism, balance, Benefits, best, Challenges, coping mechanisms, CraftyDrunkHomeBound, functional alcoholics, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, mental health, movement, productivity, remote work, Routine, self-care, stress, Struggles, work from home, WORST

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Players Killed by Monsters:	9168

join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape from ur boring work from home life and become a functional alcoholic in a virtual world! build ur own bar and serve pixelated drinks to ur blocky friends. forget about ur responsibilities and get lost in the world of minecraft madness. who needs a job when u can be a master builder and booze enthusiast all in one? come join us and let’s get drunk on creativity!