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Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Items Found:	5013
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9714
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

BlockyMemez: where scuffed creativity meets pixelated chaos! 🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness #MemeMagic

/b/tards, /pol/tards, Apocalypse, BlockyMemez, Chaos, coomers, creativity, DOMINATING, dumb ass, eclipse, fucking with people, Good, meets, MemeMagic, memes, Minds.., MinecraftMadness, original idea, pixelated, Political, pro tips, retarded, Scuffed, stealing, Terrorist, Threads, wrong

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with coomers and political drama? Look no further, because our server is a shining beacon of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic adventures like stealing diamonds from other players, trolling your friends with ridiculous pranks, and uncovering the secrets of the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not be plotting an apocalypse).

Forget about political debates and coomer nonsense, on our server we only care about one thing – having a good time! So come on over and join the insanity, just remember – /pol/tards need not apply.

Magma Prison

Economy, Prison

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Votes:	2650	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

This is a prison server that allows players to join on 1.8 or 1.9 clients.

Quote From Owner: “The prison server took a while to setup because of a few bugs and me going on holiday but it is all now working and will be for the next few years i hope, feel free to join because you will be entered into a draw for the free Bedrock rank (highest donor rank) you will not need to pay anything.”

The server staff a very very very friendly and the owner is on 90% of the time and the other staff members are on now and again, so if you ever need any help with anything on the server there is most likely going to be a member of staff on the server.

magmaprison.mcserver.ws

Fishonmc

Clans, Cosmetics, Custom Coded, Economy, Fishing, ISLAND, Koth, mmo, PvP, RPG

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Minecraft fishing has been revolutionized with Fish On MC, a brand new fishing simulator with new fishing mechanics and over 200 new fish species.

You are able to participate in fishing tournaments and competitions throughout the day! Not only is there fishing, but crews which you can join with your friend. You gain access to your own crew island and get special buffs by leveling up your crew. Furthermore, there is also PVP events such as KoTH and the Oil Rig (a pvp fishing area).The PVP is custom with a different health system as well as new armor sets, weapons, and pets you can obtain to become stronger than your opponents.

There are also custom fishing rod textures with epic cosmetic looks!

This server was handcrafted by DatZebra, an avid fisherman in real life who also loves minecraft. After realizing there was no minecraft fishing server like the one he envisioned, he decided to make one himself. He built, textured, and coded the entire server to perfection.

play.fishonmc.net

Hidden Legacy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	1877
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Towny survival re-imagined! Collect and play with hundreds of custom items with their own models and textures. Use custom weapons, skills and abilities to battle Hidden Legacy’s exclusive mobs and bosses, or even battle each other!

play.hiddenlegacy.org

Crazy Economey

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Towns Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

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Mineheart official

bedrock, Earth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7582
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

IP = play.mineheart.netBedrock Port = 19132

play.mineheart.net

Toxic Survival (Arcator)

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Secret Passages Found:	2

This is a survival server trying to give players the most fun and unique experience possible with some minigames too!

To get to it, when in arcator.co.uk, type /TSurvival

arcator.co.uk

Cryptic Factions

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	8471	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

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192.95.11.226

FactionSquad

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	249
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6456	Players Killed by Monsters:	1709

Thanks for voting you will receive your Vote Key on the server were you can use it at /warp Crates. If you didn’t receive the Vote Key please take picture of the vote msg and ask a admin or owner to give you one.

104.244.53.226:25575

Platinum Pixelmon

Pixelmon

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Come join us in an awesome adventure, as you get welcomed into the world with a shiny starter! If you experience issues or don’t have a command, contact us on our site or msg an in game staff member!

149.56.206.35

EclipseMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to EclipseMC is a survival economy server hosted in the USA [1] Keep swearing in public chat to a minimum [2] Hacking is punishable by ban [3] Scamming of IRL purchases is bannable [4] Advertising links not affiliated with EclipseMC is muteable for a minimum of 1 day [5] We reserve the right to remove any perks at any time with no warning [6] All purchases are final unless they are directed immediately to [email protected]

eclipsemc.beastmc.com