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GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	699273	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Animals Bred:	70

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Towns Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

HarrisFundraiserMC Server

+x, Account Suspension, Account.., Campaign, controversy, democratic party, donation, fundraiser, fundraising event, harris, HarrisFundraiserMC, Long tail tags: Social media, Political Support, presidential candidate, Server, supporting, suspends, twitter

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Potions Brewed:	112
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Star Shards Collected:	78
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.

we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.

plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BountyBashCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, Beirut, Bounty, BountyBashCraft, Commander, Conflict, covert operation, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Terrorism, top leader, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

11 days, 4 to 8 hours, 64.4%, deet, disease prevention, disease-spreading mosquitoes, genetic modification, genetically engineered, human skin microbiome, insect repellent, long-lasting effect, Mice, microbiome engineering, mosquito attraction, mosquito control, MosquitoBeGone, repellent effect, scientific breakthrough, scientists, skin protection, Skincraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!