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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3741 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!
