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BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	6744	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Farms Harvested:	495	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Towns Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1311
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	6758
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Emeralds Found:	3157

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Votes:	2660
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8315	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Buildings Constructed:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	4253
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.