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MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	956	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crops Grown:	8085
Mines Excavated:	4878	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Animals Bred:	64
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

coral, coral anatomy, Coral Reefs, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental research, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, microplastic contamination, microplastics, ocean pollution, Paradise, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, SINK, skeleton, surface mucus, tissue

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	838	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crops Grown:	9740
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3095
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	New Chunks Explored:	58650
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

luxe.zrich.ru

Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!