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Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Items Found:	2392
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8929	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	6833	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Items Found:	2953
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Votes:	5196
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.