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SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	9903
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Emeralds Found:	453
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	825	Runes Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchantments Applied:	275
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	155
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	9990
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	783	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	62	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Star Shards Collected:	101

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2567	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Emeralds Found:	2736	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!