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TummyRubs Minecraft Server

adorable, Affection, Animals, belly rubs, calming, comfort, Contentment, cute, Happiness, indulgence, love, Minecraft, pampering, pet therapy, Pets, Relaxation, rubs tummy, self-care, Server, soothing, stress relief, tummy rubs, TummyRubs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a dancing panda wearing a top hat and monocle, who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune and a rainbow appears in the sky. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! rubs tummy

Minecraft server: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Fun

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Cuchulainn, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Resources, Server, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1295	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated chaos and shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a Chocobo while battling a Pokkur? Now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. You’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our meetups are legendary. Picture this: a meetup at the top of a ship, surrounded by wolves and dynamis. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy novel, but with more creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pixelated blocks in your dreams.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

CashCraft, Contentment, emotional well being, Financial Security, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness and wealth, happiness research, happiness studies, joy, life satisfaction, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, money and happiness, prosperity, satisfaction, Server, success, wealth, wellbeing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Do you wish you could just buy your way to happiness in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the joy of throwing stacks of emeralds at your problems until they disappear. Who needs therapy when you can just buy your way to happiness in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the more money you spend on the server, the luckier your drops will be. So come on, join us and let the riches rain down upon you!

Pixelated Phoneless Life

Boredom, Communication, Digital Detox, disconnecting, face-to-face conversations, flip phones, handwritten letters, Human Connection, landlines, Life, life before technology, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, phone booths, Phoneless, pixelated, reading books, simpler times, Simplicity, Social Interaction, waiting in line, writing letters

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2824	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Remember the dark ages before smart phones? When we had to actually talk to people face to face and couldn’t just swipe left to ignore them? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to transport you back to those simpler times! No more distractions from endless notifications and social media drama, just good old-fashioned block building and creeper explosions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world without Google Maps to guide you to safety. Test your survival skills as you navigate through treacherous caves and battle hordes of zombies without the luxury of calling for backup with a quick text message.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against their oppressive rule? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So say goodbye to the digital age and hello to a world where the only apps you need are your trusty pickaxe and sword. Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LootocracyCraft

China, Chinese, Competition, Confidence, culture, economic growth, Economy, education, Government, income inequality, leadership, LootocracyCraft, Meritocracy, opportunity, Politics, social mobility, society, success, Surveys, trends, wealth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese people losing confidence in meritocracy but gaining confidence in building epic virtual worlds! surveys show that our server is the key to greater wealth and success in the minecraft universe. we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. join now and become the next virtual tycoon on our server!

EarthBumpsCraft

Adventure, bumpy roads, EarthBumpsCraft, Exploration, highway, Journey, landscape, Nature, outdoors, road trip, road trip essentials, road trip playlist, road trip snacks, road trip vibes, scenic route, Transportation, travel, Travel Photography, travel quotes, uneven terrain, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3889	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!

we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?

and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.

so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!

BrainCrafters: Mapping Minds & Mining Memes

brain chemistry, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain structure, BrainCrafters, human brain, lipid analysis, lipid composition, lipid distribution, lipid metabolism, lipid profiling, lipidomics, lipids, Map, Mapping, Medical research, memes, Minds.., Mining, Neurological Research, neuroscience, researchers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BRAIN BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT LIPIDS! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WORLD OF BRAIN LIPIDS IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LIPID MASTER! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT LIPIDS, AMIRITE?

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE BRAIN LIPID SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

child abuse, court case, CraftyClassroom, crime, criminal charges, Exploitation, female teacher, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, misconduct, New Jersey, news article, predator, rape, scandal, School, Server, sexual assault, special education, teacher-student relationship, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

22H2, 24H2, 3G, adsl, AI NPUs, apps, baby duck, DuckCraft, Internet Explorer, ipv4, LTSC versions, Minecraft, next generation, Non Chromium Edge, PC, Server, Targets, theory, turbo duck, windows 10, windows 11, windows 7, windows 8.1

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3407
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5327	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.