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Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Towns Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1937	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Zombie Dances:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Votes:	7742	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5463	Animals Bred:	153

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Votes:	6809

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?