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BlockCraftMemes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Votes:	478	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Crops Grown:	6310
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!