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Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mines Excavated:	3180	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4595	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	6

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	3210	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	196	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	7772
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	4212

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2877	Crops Grown:	6926

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

autumnal vibes, cold and damp, comfort food, cozy indoors, cuddle weather, Dark, dark season, gloomy days, Hibernate, Hygge, indoor activities, long nights, melancholy mood, Minecraft, rainy days, rainy weather, seasonal affective disorder, self-care, Server, staycation, warm blankets, wet, wet season, winter blues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Votes:	4745	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	234958
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!