ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ores Mined:	3808
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

WifeStayAtHomeCraft

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dimmer room, load in, Loneliness, Manager, personal space, quality time, relationship problems, remote work, show business, stay at home, Technical director, Theater, Wanting, Wife, WifeStayAtHomeCraft, work-life balance

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	2254
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9441
Potions Brewed:	121	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise! Are you tired of your significant other constantly interrupting your gaming sessions with unnecessary updates about their day? Look no further, because on our server, you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own world without any annoying interruptions. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild, all while avoiding any unnecessary drama. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you are the master of your own destiny.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted interruptions and hello to endless possibilities! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own adventure in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build and laugh together, without any dimmer room drama to hold us back!

NoBillion4This

billion dollars, conscious consumerism, Contentment, Ethics, Excessive, Extravagant, frivolous, luxury, materialistic, Minimalism, Morals, never buy, NoBillion4This, over the top, Principles, Priorities, Simplicity, Unnecessary, VALUES, Wasteful, wealth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world. Join us for the wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes? Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most absurdly entertaining server out there!

Elon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, BLOCK, controversial, digital communication, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, extremism, far right, German, Global, innovation, Minecraft, online event, Party, Politics, Rally, Server, social media, spacex, Speech, Technology, tesla, video link, virtual event

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? elon musk, the dude who’s like, all about space and tesla and stuff, well he decided to address this german far-right rally, but get this, he did it by video link! like, what even is that? it’s like he’s in the future or something, man. so, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as out there as elon musk, then you gotta join us, like, right now. we’re all about pushing boundaries and doing things in a totally wacky way. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and stuff. it’s like a real-life james bond movie, but in minecraft. so, come join us and be part of something totally insane and awesome. you won’t regret it, dude.

PeaceCraft: Zelenskiy’s Hope

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, dialogue, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, Government, Hope, international relations, involvement, mediation, Négotiation, peace talks, peacecraft, Politics, resolution, Ukraine, US, War, world affairs, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Votes:	7256
Magic Items Found:	3916	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6128	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own peace talks just like zelenskiy!!! europe and US are already lining up to join because our server is so lit 🔥🔥🔥

we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs 🦄🌈🐷

you can ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with a rubber chicken 🐔🐉

join now and become the ultimate peace negotiator in minecraft history!!! 🕊️🤝💣

Pixel Pussycat Paradise

Character, comic book, comic series, Cyclops, eye beam, fictional character, laser vision, Living, long tail tag, looking, Marvel, Mutant, mutant ability, mutant power, Paradise, PIXEL, pussy, pussycat, SuperHero, Superhuman, SUPERPOWER, unique talent, x-men

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing sunglasses and the pigs can fly? Well, do I have the place for you! This server is so lit, even Cyclops could make a living just by looking at pussy.

We’ve got diamond pickaxes that turn into magical wands, creepers that breakdance instead of explode, and villagers that sell you enchanted cheeseburgers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – that dude is actually a secret agent working for the llamas.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than a pack of rabid squirrels on caffeine.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

18th century, Age Progression system, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, Environment, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, progress, realistic politics, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technology, Towns, Valkaryian Skies, Vanilla-like Age

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	3187

The World of Helios

The Next Age of Helios introduces:

A World of Realistic Politics.
Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies.
Build impressive contraptions with Create.
Experience realistic technological Era advancement.
Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer.

Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system. Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and the environment, but uses a “soft reset” system so you don’t lose all your progress. Players can start in a vanilla-like Age and eventually advance to space travel, influencing how future Ages evolve through your choices and suggestions. Currently, the server is somewhere in the 18th century.

The goal is to foster player engagement: build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply just relax.

To learn more and join, visit:

Discord Invite

or

CurseForge Modpack Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the World of Helios?	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that offers a unique gameplay experience with realistic politics, technological advancements, and roleplay-based Age Progression.
How do I join the server?	To join the server, visit the Discord invite link provided above.
What is the current Age in the server?	The server is currently in the 18th century Age, allowing players to experience a historical setting.
Can I build towns or nations in the game?	Yes, players can build towns or nations, manage resources, and even form governments to enhance their gameplay experience.
Are there any deity challenges in the game?	Players may face challenges posed by deities in the game, adding an extra layer of excitement and engagement.

Mystical Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anime character, anime fashion, bizarre fashion, comedic design, confusion, cultural appropriation, fashion choice., head accessory, HEADPIECE, Headwear, humor, Jewish symbol, mystical, questionable fashion, Realm, religious symbol, Shion, Star of David, Starlight, strange choice, Symbolism, unique style, unorthodox fashion

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	93

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip to crazy town. We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic experience, man.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So you can mine for snacks while you’re building your epic castle.

Plus, our mods are a bunch of unicorns with rainbow horns. They’ll grant you wishes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. It’s like living in a fairy tale on steroids.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server that’s straight-up bonkers? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

SuckCraft Minecraft Server

baby, back pain, Budget, cleaning, compromise, Decision making, dust, frugal, Hardwood, Household, household chores, Maneuverability, Minecraft, new vacuum, noise, online shopping, roomba, Server, shop vac, Stairs, SuckCraft, used car, vacuum

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of using a shop vac as your primary vacuum in Minecraft? Do you feel like it’s a literal pain to use and leaves your back hurting from constantly bending over? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to the dusty smell, the loud noise, and the struggle of using a shop vac on the stairs. Our virtual vacuums are quiet, efficient, and won’t require you to shut your baby in another room while cleaning. Plus, you can even strap your baby to you and vacuum at the same time – talk about multitasking!

Forget about waiting for your frugal husband to research vacuums for months on end. On our server, you can buy the vacuum of your dreams without any objections. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Roomba that actually works and doesn’t get stuck every foot it moves.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and vacuum your worries away! Who needs a shop vac when you have a whole virtual world of cleaning possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and start cleaning up the blocky mess in style!

RichCraft: No Pay, No Say!

Chores, Communication, Cooking, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial independence, Gender Roles, household responsibilities, housework, husband, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Marriage, MONEY, Pay, relationship conflict, Resentment, RichCraft, stress, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like royalty? Look no further than our server, where you can live like a queen with your very own housekeeper and cook!

Imagine logging in to find your virtual mansion sparkling clean and a delicious feast waiting for you, all thanks to your loyal in-game staff. And if they ever take a day off, don’t worry – just take a day off from your virtual job to handle the chores yourself!

Join now and experience the luxury of having a virtual husband who makes millions, but still won’t lift a finger to help out around the house. Show him who’s boss by refusing to cook and watch the drama unfold as he realizes he can’t treat you like a peasant just because he’s rolling in virtual dough.

So why wait? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a virtual housewife with all the drama and luxury you could ever want!

SocietyEscape Minecraft SMP

avoiding society, detaching from society, disappearing from society, disconnecting from civilization, disconnecting from people, disconnecting from society, disconnecting from the world, escaping social norms, escaping society, hermit lifestyle, ISOLATION, leaving society behind, living a solitary life, living in seclusion, living off the grid, Minecraft, off the radar, remove from society, smp, social withdrawal, SocietyEscape, solitude, withdrawing from society

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Lol omg, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found! So, like, you wanna escape society, right? Well, this server is the perfect place to do it! We got llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the villagers go wild every night. And get this, the only way to join is by doing a backflip in real life while singing the national anthem backwards! Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and shenanigans that await you. So come join us and leave society behind, because who needs rules when you have llamas in top hats, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeSociety #FlyingPigsPoopDiamondsLOL

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