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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5082 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
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