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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	142

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	6049	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2926
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!