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Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	113
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	9969
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchantments Applied:	93	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Void Gems Collected:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

1-800-GAMBLER, Atlantic City, Baccarat, BETTING, BLACKJACK, Casino, CRAPS, gambling, jackpot, Las Vegas, MineBet, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, new slot machines, Odds, online gambling, poker, problem gambling, roulette, Server, slot machines, Sports betting, Techniques

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!