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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3128 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
