poderes clyde 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AutisticSusherCraft

aita, autistic kid, AutisticSusherCraft, crying, escorted out, Father’s Day, howling, intermission, loud, Maria, Meltdown, respectful, Rude, shushing, Talking, theater etiquette, Theatre, tonight, West Side Story

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

bottled water, dumb, Existing, fresh water, Fridge, fridge water, sitting out, stale water, StaleWaterNeverNotSitting, Taste, Water, Water Bottle, water consumption, water container, water flavor, water freshness, water perception, water quality, Water storage, water taste, water temperature

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Votes:	2982
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Excalibur, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Sophia, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

asylum seekers, criminal act, deaths, european union, Greek coastguard, GreekCoastGoneWild, human rights abuse, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, inhumane treatment, international waters, investigation, mediterranean sea, migrant boat, migrants, overboard, Refugee Crisis, rescue operation, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Witnesses

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	1018
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8026	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

eaten, FailCraft, learn

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	185
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ores Mined:	4394	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1215	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, addiction support, breaking addiction, emotional well being, harmful habits, healthy choices, life without porn, lifestyle changes, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming temptation, personal growth, PIXEL, pornography addiction, Positive Change, purity, quit porn, quitting bad habits, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	613422	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Buildings Constructed:	45

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?

GirlTroubles Minecraft Server

communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating problems, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, GirlTroubles, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationship issues, seeking help, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, social anxiety, Therapy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6127
Villages Defended:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and relationship problems in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the woes of dating with our virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

We have a special “Love Island” area where players can compete for the affections of virtual NPCs, complete with cheesy pickup lines and heart emojis. Who needs a real relationship when you can win the heart of a pixelated character?

But be warned, one player got so caught up in the virtual romance that they started leaving love notes for their in-game crush in real life. Let’s just say things got awkward when they realized they were actually writing to a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only relationship drama involves virtual characters and pixelated hearts, join us today! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine

22 years old, attitude, aunt, BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine, Birthday, camping trip, celebration, contradictory, cousin, disagreement, family, Gaslighting, hanging out, opinion, parents, phone call, sarcastic, scummy, two-faced, weekend, Whining

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2168
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	5703

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like Taylor here? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where aunts can be two-faced and birthdays can be ruined by camping trips. On our server, you can build your dream birthday party without any interruptions from relatives. Plus, we have a special “Whine-Free Zone” where you can vent about your problems without being called whiny. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – join our server today!