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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 318 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.
if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.
plus, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell anyone).
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.