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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7801 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2312 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
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