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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6173 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 159 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
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