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Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

ARMS, biophysics, childhood friend, Class, Crafty, cunts, dream, early bed, Fist Fight, GIANT, inscripted, insomnia, isomnia, Monster, Nightmare, open palms, Party, pockets, pockets than yours, Request, Server, Shirt, Sleep, Slumber, STAB

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	5507	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

BoneCraft: No Heart Attacks Here!

advanced life support, Attacks, BoneCraft, cardiac emergencies, clinical trials, critical care, emergency medical services, emergency medicine, emergency procedures, healthcare advancements, Heart, hospital discharge, intraosseous route, intravenous access, Medical Interventions, Medical research, out-of-hospital cardiac arrest, patient outcomes, pre-hospital return, resuscitation, survival rate, trauma care, vascular access

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you gotta save all the villagers from a crazy zombie invasion, right? But here’s the twist – you gotta do it while establishing vascular access through the intraosseous route! Like, who even does that in Minecraft, bro? But hey, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna show off your mad medical skills, then this server is the place to be!

And get this, if you manage to save all the villagers and defeat the zombies, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! Like, that’s some next level stuff right there, amirite?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your ability to establish vascular access through the intraosseous route, of course! Let’s do this, gamers!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, controversial, dictator, discrimination, fascism, GayCraft, germany, History, hitler, homosexual, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, Psychology, psychology of dictators, repressed, Server, Sexuality, taboo, world war II

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mines Excavated:	2548	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	218	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

creative date experiences, creative date ideas, date night adventures, DateImpressor, impressing a crush, impressing a date, impressing a significant other, impressing someone special, impressing someone you like, memorable date memories, memorable date moments, Minecraft, out of the box date ideas, quirky date activities, quirky date stories, smp, thinking outside the box, unconventional date stories, unconventional dating, unique date experiences, unusual date activities, unusual date ideas, unusual date stories

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

Cinema, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, Experience, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Gastronomy, iconic, imagination, indulgence, memorable, movie food, MovieMunchiesMC, Nostalgia, Real Life, Taste, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2485	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	7023
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s drugs, Alzheimer’s research, available data, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Confirm, data, disease process, Disease Progression, drug effectiveness, effect, Healthcare, medical advancements, modify, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, newly-approved, patient outcomes, pharmaceuticals, proof, treatment options

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2842	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	4339	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	5302	Dragon Eggs Found:	932

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

10 years running, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bluemap, chest, Claims, Community, Community Events, Community website, Coreprotect, disguise, Economy, Fly, Friendly staff, Griefprevention, Homes, Huskclaims, Husktowns, Jobs, Land Claims, lighthearted environment, Longstanding friendships, Map, Mature Community, MCMMO, Minecraft 1.21, No Grief, Nogrief, Npc, Player Shops, Quests, Raiding protection, sentinelcraft, skins, Survival, Tokenshop, Towns, Towny, Treasure, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4832	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	17

IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net