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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9991 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 146 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a special quest where you have to bypass Hungary to deliver €1.4 billion to Ukraine. yeah, you heard me right. you gotta dodge all the obstacles, like angry villagers and giant spiders, to complete the mission.
and if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where we reenact the whole thing in real life. we dress up as politicians and have a fake EU meeting to discuss the delivery. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. don’t miss out, bro!