Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of living a boring and mundane existence? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on a server that will RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE in the best way possible.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).

But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.

SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch someone else’s property without getting scolded? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of snoozing alarms on iPhones left unattended at dinner theaters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in your ear. But fear not, on our server, you can tap that snooze button without any repercussions! Your friends and family will be amazed at your bravery as you take matters into your own hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories just waiting to unfold. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items, or even encounter a group of players who will thank you for snoozing their alarms.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knew touching someone else’s property could lead to such epic moments in Minecraft? Don’t be a snooze, be a hero on our server!

StabbedCraft: Last Words?

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	5005
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”

CraftyCraftyRight

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9046
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7815
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	2149

so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “eww, far-right politics are bad” and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we’re all about the far-left, man! we got rainbow flags everywhere and free hugs for everyone! join us and fight against the evil forces of the far-right! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next move against the oppressors. come join us and be a part of the revolution, dude!

FingerlessCraft2021

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5617

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

MelodyCraft: Rock, Disco, Hip-Hop!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server, where the melodies are as complex as a potato! we got disco balls and hip-hop zombies roaming around, making the tunes drop like it’s hot!

back in 1975, the melodies took a nosedive like a creeper exploding in your face, but we survived and kept on jamming. then in 2000, the melodies dropped lower than a diamond in a lava pit, but we rose from the ashes like a phoenix made of note blocks.

if you want to experience the wildest music adventure in minecraft history, join us now! we promise you won’t be disappointed, unless you expect to find actual chart-topping music, then you might be out of luck. but who needs that when you can have a blast with us!

TNP Limitless 7: When 699 mods just aren’t enough for your Minecraft addiction!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Minecraft Server: TNP Limitless 7

IP	95.217.104.88:25570
Modpack	TNP Limitless 7 Modpack
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview:

TNP Limitless 7 server is a small and friendly server hosting the TNP Limitless 7 modpack with over 700 mods. The server does not have any banned items, offering players a comprehensive and diverse gameplay experience.

Features:

Extensive Mod Collection: Over 700 mods included
Enhanced Exploration: New biomes, structures, and dimensions
Advanced Technology and Magic: Technological and magical mods
Customization and Flexibility: Tailor gameplay experience
Multiplayer Optimization: Smooth and optimized for multiplayer

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any banned items on the server?	No, there are no banned items.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect using the provided IP address: 95.217.104.88:25570
Is there a Discord server for community interaction?	Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.

MadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and battle evil zombie llamas with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So come on over and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

UruguayanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of getting rigged against in other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a Uruguayan ref who will make sure you always come out on top, just like Uruguay winning yet another Copa America! Join us and experience the thrill of victory every time you play. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually made of solid gold blocks mined straight from the depths of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a champion in our epic Minecraft world!

ChunkCraft: Weighty Woes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Alien Abductions:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers. Watch as players ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombies. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most precious loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the Bacon King and become the ruler of all pigs in the land. It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and join the madness!

Factcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5920
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Items Found:	5082

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken, you’ll unlock the secret dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legendary hero in the wackiest Minecraft server in existence!

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