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Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

alive, appreciation, Beaches, black pedi, Crafty, curvy, explosions, Fast-paced, foot fetish, foot worship, footjob, Happy, jiggly thighs, Land, latina, lightskin, long eyelashes, McCraftface, nature’s beauty, PETITE, plump cheeks, Sunbathing, tight, unicorns, view

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2621	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	125494
Zombie Dances:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	New Chunks Explored:	784624
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	6856
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	177	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1228	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Animals Bred:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	286	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!