plump ass Minecraft Servers

plump ass Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Banter Brigade

    Blocky Banter Brigade
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4164
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

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  • RuinedSynagogueCraft

    RuinedSynagogueCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3271
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

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    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

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  • Dungeon SMP [pvp]

    Dungeon SMP [pvp]
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 903
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ores Mined: 1745 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

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    Server Name Dungeon SMP
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Server Features RPG, PVP

    Brief Overview

    Dungeon SMP is a unique Minecraft server that offers a MMO/RPG/SMP experience. Players can explore an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. The server features different classes, such as Serpent and Undead, and has a rich lore surrounding the Fallen Gods. Players can become strong by grinding and progressing in the dungeon. Join Dungeon SMP today for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Dungeon SMP? Dungeon SMP is a unique Minecraft server that offers a MMO/RPG/SMP experience set in an endless expanding dungeon.
    What classes are available on the server? Players can choose from classes such as Serpent and Undead.
    Is PVP allowed on Dungeon SMP? Yes, PVP is allowed on the server.
    How can I join Dungeon SMP? You can join Dungeon SMP by following the link to their Discord server: https://discord.gg/WdR6MbJJ

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  • Anime Sex Scene Land 1.20

    Anime Sex Scene Land 1.20
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7356
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Towns Built: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the anime of Minecraft servers. We’re all about that spicy life, you know what I mean? We believe that every block should have a sex scene. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re all about adding that extra flavor to your gaming experience. Plus, we’re on a mission to make sure Japanese players get their fair share of action too. So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push boundaries and spice things up, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join us now and let’s make Minecraft sexy again!

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  • ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

    ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9783
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Dimension Hops: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

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    OMG GUYS, if you join this Minecraft server, you can relive your childhood memories like never before! Remember when you used to play with your imaginary friends? Well, now you can play with real people who are just as weird as you!

    We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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  • CraftyCheatDetector

    CraftyCheatDetector
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3840
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Magical Moments Shared: 18

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    Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in relationships? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about cheating again! Our server is like a relationship detector, except instead of catching cheaters, we catch players using hacks and mods! Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a cheating player again because we have the best anti-cheat system in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters for good!

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  • CraftyPolishAssist

    CraftyPolishAssist
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7501
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Potions Brewed: 47
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 New Chunks Explored: 290987
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Magic Crystals Found: 25

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    haha join dis epic minecraft server where we help ukraine if slovakia stops electricity like wut even is dat? we got ukraine and slovakia drama up in here but dont worry we got poland to save the day in minecraft lol. join now for the most insane geopolitical minecraft experience ever! we got power struggles, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace treaties if u lucky. come build ur own power grid and see if u can keep the lights on when poland comes to the rescue. its gonna be lit, literally. join now!

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  • Turtlecraft Season Five

    Turtlecraft Season Five
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2872
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

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    Turtlecraft Server Overview

    SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!

    Reveal Trailer: Here

    Discord Server: Join

    Season Five Bluemap: Here

    Features Offered:
    A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing!
    Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.)
    A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions
    A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap
    DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players
    Optional custom resource pack for polished textures
    An efficient system for handling trouble-makers

    Come join us and explore the world of Turtlecraft Season 5!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I claim my land on the server?

    Answer: You can use our plugin designed for claiming land to prevent spam and griefing.

    2. Is the resource pack required to play on the server?

    Answer: No, the resource pack is optional, but it enhances the visual experience by fixing textures.

    3. How large is the map in Season 5?

    Answer: The map size is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks, pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation.

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  • DeepFaceCam Swap Live 1.20.1

    DeepFaceCam Swap Live 1.20.1
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3485
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 289 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

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    Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner block-building beast!

    We got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    Build a castle, ride a unicorn, or even battle a giant chicken boss – the possibilities are endless!

    And guess what? We have a face cam feature so you can show off your epic gamer reactions to the world!

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this block party started!

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  • Shocking50YearsAgo – Minecraft SMP

    Shocking50YearsAgo – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3435
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418 Dragon Eggs Found: 6334
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

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    Bruh, like imagine if back in the day, people used to wear socks with sandals and everyone was like “yeah, that’s totally normal.” But now if you do that, people would be like “what are you doing, bro? That’s so outdated!” Like, times have changed, man. And like, back in the day, people used to smoke cigarettes everywhere, even in restaurants and stuff. Can you imagine that now? People would freak out if you lit up a cig in a McDonald’s. Times have definitely changed, dude. So like, if you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans and outdated fashion choices. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Join us and let’s make some memories that will be shocking in 50 years, haha!

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  • CraftyDreams: NoPayNoFame

    CraftyDreams: NoPayNoFame
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1818
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 2930
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

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    If you join our Minecraft server, you can be a professional llama whisperer! That’s right, you can spend your days chatting it up with our friendly llamas and learning their ancient llama secrets. Who needs money or status when you have a llama army at your command?

    Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional potato farmer on our server. Imagine the thrill of harvesting endless fields of potatoes and becoming the spud king of the server. No need for money or status when you’re rolling in tubers!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you can also become a professional chicken wrangler. That’s right, you can spend your days herding chickens and mastering the art of chicken diplomacy. Who needs money or status when you have a flock of feathery friends following you around?

    So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret underground society of cow ninjas or stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

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