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> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9798

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
New Chunks Explored:	386745	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	214	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mines Excavated:	3686
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Items Found:	1750
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2730
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	790	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

Explore, Friends, Magic, Magicka, Magistica, Minecraft, Server, Shaders, sorcery, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mines Excavated:	4088
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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Hate Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	3363
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	4980
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Woke Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	6533
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Hey there fellow anime lover! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you Tokyo Mew Mew and Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!

Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.