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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3888 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?