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Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	55
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6100	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Star Shards Collected:	183	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.

Vanilla survival 20+ server minecraft

20, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

The description of the server server “Vanilla Survival 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Turnabout SMP

Active, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, player heads, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, THRIVING, Turnabout, Uptime, voice chat

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mines Excavated:	3249
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ores Mined:	4751

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	A Thriving district for shopping and playing minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how they want the district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Security measures to protect your items and builds.
Server Uptime	24/7 online availability

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc to get started.

What is the age requirement for the server?

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, please review the server rules on our Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to join?

Absolutely! We encourage you to bring your friends to join the community.

Eternal Quests 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, acceptance of loss, Candidate, Defeat, destiny, election, ETERNAL, Failure, fear, Fine, History, humor, irony, left, Loser, mocked forever, planetary joke, Political, Quests, succeeding, success, Terrified

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got creepers that explode confetti, like what even is that madness? And the zombies? Don’t even get me started, they breakdance instead of attacking you. It’s like Thriller up in here, man.

But wait, there’s more! Our skeletons shoot rainbows instead of arrows, because why the heck not? And the Ender Dragon? Oh man, that dude wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the fanciest dragon you’ll ever meet.

So come on, join us on this server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off. It’s a total clown fiesta, but in the best way possible. Don’t be a square, join the fun!