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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9956 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 216 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!