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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6516 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4757 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!
