also, did you know that on our server, teeth are the only body part that can talk? they’re like little chatty kathys in your mouth, always gossiping about what you ate for lunch.
if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with your new super bones and chatting teeth, then join our server now! who needs regular old minecraft when you can have this level of insanity? come join us and let the craziness begin!
WE REACHED PEAK CARBON DIOXIDE SEQUESTRATION IN 2008 BUT NOW DEY BE LIKE “NAH, I’M FULL” 😂🌍
COME JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA PLANTS FROM BEIN’ TOO FULL OF CARBON DIOXIDE, OR ELSE WE GONNA HAVE A RUNAWAY CLIMATE BREAKDOWN AND AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT 😂🔥🌪️
SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE DA HERO DAT DA PLANTS NEED, OR ELSE WE ALL GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE 😂🌿🦸♂️ #SAVEPLANTS #CARBONDIET #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS
︻╦╤─ – – – – – EnergisMC – – – – – ─╤╦︻ Welcome to our Discardrian for server news: https://discord.gg/ekqdpnaba2
Welcome to Energis, a new server server with incredible buildings And many additional features that diversify the game! The server is on version 1.21.X.
play.energismc.online
Welcome to FlexMC – where Minecraft meets bodybuilding! Dive into a unique realm where your strength isn’t just measured in blocks and ores, but in power and might. Here’s what makes FlexMC stand out:
Fair Play for All: Say goodbye to pay-to-win mechanics. In FlexMC, you can earn crate keys, ranks, and even the most sought-after armor and cosmetics just by playing. Your time and dedication in the game are truly rewarded.
Custom Bosses: Battle against uniquely designed bosses that test not just your combat skills but also your strategy and endurance.
Powerful Armor Sets with Cool Powers: Each armor set isn’t just a protective gear; it comes with its own unique powers. The more you play, the stronger your character becomes.
flexmc.org
f13.mega-hardcore.ru
one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! When these glaciers melted, they unleashed massive floods that brought all sorts of crazy minerals into the oceans. And guess what? We’ve got uranium! That’s right, you can mine for uranium and become the richest player on the server! Just watch out for mutant sea creatures that have been affected by all that uranium. They might try to steal your loot!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server where you’ll mine, build, and maybe even mutate into a super-powered being! Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and start your epic adventure today!