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InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1883	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchantments Applied:	242

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1846	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	1434
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Towns Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!