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BirdPocalypseCraft

bird, BirdPocalypseCraft, Center, conservation, Crisis, Decline, Environmental, Extinction, habitat, long tail, Loss, modern history, mortality event, Population, recovering, research, scientists, single-species, tags, wildlife, WORST

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Star Shards Collected:	169
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3457	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, ambiguous, APPEAL, attraction, bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, Enchanted, Enigma, Enigmatic, fascination, Interest, Intrigue, lack of understanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Realm, Uncertain, Unclear, Wonder

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6828
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and rainbow-colored creepers.

You’ll never be bored with our insane mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoasters that will make you scream like a little girl.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a dragon while wearing a tutu and blasting dubstep music?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free!

Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

Amazon FBA, Amazon sellers, business investment, e commerce, FBA, FBA sellers, heavy items, large items, Minecraft, online marketplace, online retailing, online selling, product pricing, product sourcing, profitable products, reselling, retail arbitrage, seller community, seller tips, sellers, selling on amazon, selling online, selling strategies, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crops Grown:	1783	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1777
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, dos, latina, Latina thread, long tail tag, Realm, Thread

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

ANONYMOUS, crybaby, cryo edition, fishtank, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live clips, FTL, gofile, January, late April, Live, News, S2E4 delayed, S4 preseason, Season, Show Archives, smp, ZGcCyl

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

communication breakdown, emotional distress, flatmate problems, flatmate tension, FlatmateLockdownCraft, friendship troubles, guarantor issues, Insecurity, Jealousy, lease renewal, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, moving out, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate relationships, sleep disturbances

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

complex plot, CraftyMindFlicks, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind fuck movies, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending horror, mind-bending movies, mind-bending mystery, mind-bending suspense, mind-bending thriller, mind-boggling, psychological horror, psychological mind games, psychological thriller, surreal, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Items Found:	3209
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

arrest, Arrest44Arson, Arrests, arson, arson attacks, Attacks, CraftyCops, crime, crime investigation, Crime Prevention, criminal activity, incidents, investigation, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Police, Public Safety, russia, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, WAVE

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!