| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 189 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 420 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2455 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2883 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2223 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4226 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 273 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 865 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5516 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7256 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7457 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4952 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5757 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8264 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
